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Monday, August 2, 2010

Eat your heart out Jean-Claude

Obviously I did not develop superpowers or turn into a leather wearing ass kicking kitty kat. I know you were probably all worried since I haven't posted in a minute.

But.....

Still moving the office *look of despair*

Also looking for a nice cliff to jump off.

Didn't want you to think I had abandoned you, no doubt your nails are already chewed to the quick because of the nervousness caused by my absence.

Not much to report at this point, really need to get back to packing and planning where to hide the bodies of uncooperative co-workers.

But here's something to hold you over till I reappear.......

(Setting: Living room, Husbinator is watching Blood Sport, I come and perch on his lap)

Me: I can't believe they still show these

Husbinator: There good movies

Me: Oh, don't get me wrong. I LOVE them. *googly eyes*

Husbinator: *Squinty eyes* emmmm hmmm

Me: No really I LOVVVVVEEEE them, When I was little I used to watch Kick Boxer almost every day, Jean-Claude wanted to marry me.

Husbinator: *eyebrow raised*

Me: Then he was going to kick every ones ass, because everyone else in the world wanted to marry me to (of course) well all the boys anyway........and most of the girls.

Husbinator: Well I'm glad I didn't have to kick his ass to get you, but I would have. Now go back to playing the Sims in your office so I can finish my movie.

~FIN~

~*~Toodles~*~

1 comments:

  1. Have you seen Jean Claude lately? Time has not been all that kind, but at least he's not rockin the spray on hair like Chuck Norris.

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