Shit she's alive!!!!

Hello there invisible friendlies.

Sorry its been like for freaking ever since I've posted. I've been busy hiding from the holidays, growing a bump and searching for the lost hamster.

I'm like the black ops of hamster recovery at this point, the hamster whisperer if you will. Its almost to the point now that he comes when I call his name and make that stupid clicky 'here squirrel' noise with my tongue. And the dogs are useless in this particular department, I say find Houdini and the just stare at me, I promise he tastes good and they run in a circle and return eating their own tails. I wonder if there is something toxic in the dog food I feed them that makes them this way. *sigh*

This is the infamous Houdini by the way.

In other news, I'm inflating right along these days, right now I catch myself speaking cow, moo. Pretty soon IIII'LLLLLLLLL ssssttttttttaaaaarrrrttttttt ssssppppeeeeaaaakkkiiiinnnngggg wwwwhhhhhhaaaaaalllllllllleeeeee. Actually now that I've said that I'm really not that big, I have a friend thats exactly one week further along then me and she is huge in comparison. By now I should have started sporting the linea nigra (the lovely dark thing from your belly button to your va-jay-jay area) but I haven't, I'm somewhat disappointed about this. Another thing missing, I still have a belly button, although its a very shallow one at the moment it is still there, whereas my friends has 'popped' out like a turkey timer. I can't say I'm disappointed about this as I am kind of weird about my belly button. Its taboo at my house, the husbinator is always trying to shove his finger in there because he knows how bad having someone touch my belly button freaks me the fucknuts out.

We found out Jr is a boy, and we have a name picked out but for some reason we are both still calling him Jr. We were going to wait but the day came and it was just to damn tempting. We also learned that he has a two vessel cord, this is very rare (So rare I can't even find it in almost all of the 'fuck in pregnant what do I do' books. basically instead of two blood vessels Jr's cord only has one. In some cases this can cause a chromosome problem and the baby will not grow properly, as of two weeks ago Jr was doing great and is right on track. I'm assured everything will be fine and Jr will be healthy, but just to be on the safe side I will have a growth screening ultrasound done once a month (Yay! More pictures). Naturally this is making me freak the fuck out about everything now.

I've been feeling lost lately, like I'm not sure who I am anymore. I assume this is a normal pregnant thing. It's like I look around and I'm not sure how I got here, like I've slept through life for the last few years. I don't want it to be like that with the kid.

The thing that's been bugging the shit out of me most....What am I going to do with the kid? I wont even actually be off when I'm on maternity leave, I'll be working at home because apparently the big boss man can't function without me. So when I go back where is Jr going to go? I don't want to do day-care and I don't have anyone here I trust to take care of him. I'm trying to get my parentals to move here from the east coast. If that doesn't pan out, it looks like I'm smuggling a baby to work every day.

~toodles~