Run, Fat Girl, Run!

Hello there blogger friendlies!

I have decided to do something about my less then tight ass (Think Pillsbury here folks, *pokes belly* "who-who!").

I was going to create a new blog just for this humiliation, so people I actually know could read it and be like "fatty couldn't keep to the plan" "look how good shes doing". But I decided not to, mainly because it was a pain in the ass to come up with a new blog url and title that no one else already had, and then there's the fact that I would have two blogs to hardly ever post on instead of just the one. So once more its going to be a stranger danger affair here. *smiles*

The plan *dun, dun, dun-nahahahahahaha* is to lose weight. I figure if I'm reporting on progress crap I shove in my face/exercise I don't do I would be more likely to keep with 'the plan'.

Here are the guidelines I'm setting for myself:

• No Soda/Pop. This one is going to be hard, I am a soda fiend. But there is hope, I am drinking water as I type this. (I really want a fucking coke)


• No Fast Food. *gasp* Another hard one, no necessary because its there saying 'eat me, I will fill your mouth with deliciousness' so much as 'eat me, you won't have to cook, or pour cereal, or spread peanut butter and jelly on bread' Jesus I'm lazy!


• Eat less crap, no desk munching at work. No more un-nutritional snacks (I am crying for the hostess cupcakes with the white squiggles as I type)


• Drink more water, This will probably be the easiest. When I was knocked up I drank water like a dying camel.


• Exercise, I think this will be running. Running will start out as slowly walking then progress throughout six or so weeks to running. (I may actually die from this) I ran once....a dog was chasing me.

That's 'the plan' so far anyway. Now to go home and clean off the treadmill, I guess I will have to buy another clothes hamper now that it won't be available. *sigh*

~*~Toodles~*~