I have so many things to post about, such as:
My "skinny plan", although I have not acted on most of the rules I have set for myself
Then there is the I told you so factor of my youngest sister-in-law's relationship, in which her boyfriend/fiance/ex/who knows what the fuck she calls him now, is the current father to be of his underage mistresses love child.
Plus much more.
But, all I can wrap my nerdy little mind around right now is that fact that tomorrow afternoon/evening/dead of night I will be sitting on my fluffy ass in a darkened movie theater watching 10+ hours of sparkly vampire deliciousness.
Yes I am one of those people, although I must throw out my defenses....I loved the books before the movies were even thought of. I read Twilight when it was newly released, I then waited eagerly each following year for the release of the other three books. I have to say the very first time I saw Twilight 'the movie' I was disappointed, I hated it, what the shitbox were they thinking. But then I went back to the theater and saw it again, and again. Finally it started to grow on me, of course with the increase in budget the next two were substantially better.
So starting at 4pm tomorrow I will be attending a marathon. All three movies plus the new premier back to back. All for a whooping $20 <--I know right, what a freaking steal.
A movie, "meh" *shoulder shrug* you may say, "big deal" *eye roll* you may say. But there is more, for these 10+ blissful hours I will be OFF BABY DUTY!!!! (Insert appreciative nods from the parents in the audience here) Please take a minute if you will to compare schedule A & B below and tell me what you would rather do.
Schedule A (Normal Thursday/Daily routine)
between 5am and 6am - awoken by the kid. (who most likely is pissy because he flipped himself over and now resembles a turtle who is stuck)
6am - diaper kid, dress kid, feed kid, shower, get dressed, put daycare bag together, play with kid.
7:20am - leave house, fight with garage door opener that doesn't work but I haven't fixed yet, take kid to daycare, get him settled in, go to work.
7:50am-5pm - Slave labor, I mean work.
5:15pm - pick up kid, be friendly with other parents/teachers, go home
5:45pm-8pm -feed kid messy kid food, eat/cook (sometimes husbinator does the cooking), play with kid, clean, wash crap, wash kid, feed kid bottle, wash bottles, put kid to bed
8pm-9 or 10pm - try to work in some reading (almost done the last HP book), engage in the sex with husbinator, pass out
sometime between when my brain falls asleep and 3am - be woken up by the teething kid!
Schedule B (Tomorrow)
between 5am and 6am - awoken by the kid. (who is most likely pissy because he flipped himself over and now resembles a turtle who is stuck)
6am - diaper kid, dress kid, feed kid, shower, get dressed, put daycare bag together, play with kid.
7:20am - leave house, fight with garage door opened that is still a piece of shit tomorrow even though i could have fixed it tonight, take kid to daycare, get him settled in, go to work.
7:50am-2:59pm - occupy my desk.
3pm - Insert ass into comfy pants and head to theater.
4pm - settle in and enjoy 10+ hours of movies/junk food/other crap I shouldn't shove in my face.
2:30am-3am ish - Hopefully miss the teething wake-up, go home and sleep
the bad part - waking up at 5am and going to work on Friday.
~*~Toodles~*~
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