Dear fellow facebooker,
Just a few things I'd like to discuss.
1. If you feel the need to delete a friend because of their incessant dribble they post, just do it. There is no need to post a page long explanation, to the rest of your friends list, seeing as how the deleted party won't even see it as they have been, well, deleted. You are subjecting us to your bitching and complaining about their bitching and complaining. At least when you're deleted you should understand why.
2. There is no facebook god. If there was, it most assuredly would not be you. Get over it, stop complaining about every single 'friend' you have and their posts.
3. I love, love, love how you think you are a rocket scientist because you know the difference between your/you're and their/they're/there. Knowing this does not mean you're a genius, it means you went to grade school and retained some general grammar lessons. If I see one more post about your friends lack of spelling abilities I'll.... well I probably won't do anything because I'm too nosey to delete you. But still, it is shitting annoying.
4. One last thing, I feel I need to point out. You frequently write your little diatribes about people and it is very obvious who you're talking about. You are also sure to note on each and every post that you are a strong willed individual who has no problem expressing you feelings directly to said person's face. Well a little while ago you went off on a rant. It was quite clear that is was regarding me, I believe you even voiced this to at least three people (all of whom felt the need to inform me). I confronted you, and what did you do, you denied it. You are not a strong willed person! You are a weak bitch who hides behind her facebook posts and try to belittle everyone who knows you. Grow up, or better yet, shut up!
In short, quit bitching (and being a bitch) on facebook, that is what a blog is for (well mine anyway). Friends and family members already know the type of person you are, they do not need to see it through your posts every hour (literally).
P.S. I know you won't see this, but I still feel better about life.
P.S.S. You are not a photographer, you bought a $150 camera and your friend made you a newborn outfit. Telling perspective clients you have a 'studio' (your daughter's bedroom) and props is false advertisement. Also, if it is not in fact photoshop, don't call it that!
P.S.S.S. I really detest you. In case you missed that.
~*~ Toodles ~*~
